What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:18

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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
After a few moments he returns.
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO
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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What should you answer when someone says to you in French, "au plaisir de vous revoir"?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.